FOUND DOCUMENT / 01DECLASSIFIED
INDEPENDENT CAT CULTUREEST. 2026 · OPEN ALL NIGHT
✳ CASE NO. 000 / IDENTITY UNKNOWN
McDONALD
ANONYMOUS.
a face the city couldn't keep.
FOUND AT 03:07 AM
They gave him a number.
He stole a name.
Now the night belongs to the cat in the bag.
100%
UNIDENTIFIED
UNIDENTIFIED
NO FACE. NO FEED. NO FILTER.
Just nine lives and a very strange night.
DO NOT
UNBAG ↘
UNBAG ↘
Not lost. Just unlisted.
EXHIBIT A — STILL NOT YOUR AVERAGE CAT.
STAY WEIRD. STAY UNLISTED. ✳ THE NIGHT SHIFT IS YOURS. ✳ $MCZ ✳ STAY WEIRD. STAY UNLISTED. ✳ THE NIGHT SHIFT IS YOURS. ✳ $MCZ ✳
← THIS IS A HIDEOUT. MAKE YOURSELF AT HOME.
02 / THE UNOFFICIAL BIOGRAPHY
Some things don't belong in a feed.THE BAG FILES.
03 / THE 2026 ROADMAP
Every wrong turn brings someone home.NO STRAIGHT LINES.
PICK A STOP. THE RECORD WILL FOLLOW.
TONIGHT’S MISSION
A character’s journey. No promises. Just places to go.04 / EVERYTHING HE DIDN’T THROW AWAY
Move things around. Nothing here is random.POCKET JUNK.
one cat's junk.
another cat's universe.
another cat's universe.